if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
(via pizza)
Addiction is tricky. For example: a man who quit smoking for 11 years spent 15 seconds in an elevator with a man smoking a cigarette. He gave in.
What I’m trying to say is I think I love you again.
What I’m trying to say is I think I love you again.
— (via cumpressing)
(Source: alienveins, via writingsforwinter)
i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it
LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM
(Source: teambeentohell, via pizza)
